Auto-Mong

605 PAGES OF PATENT NONSENSE COURTESY OF AUTO-MEME. Updated at random.

January 30
YOU HAVE SEXED UP MOST OF A SMALL LUPUS. PLEASE PICK YOUR DRAGONS WITH GREATER CARE.
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THIS IS KVLT. I CAN TELL BY THE ALIENS, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF MACFAGS IN MY DAY.
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OH GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH UNIX BEARDS
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I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO CATWOMAN FOR ACCIDENTALLY CHRISTIANS AS IT IS A CRIME.
January 29
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT KEYBOARD LINUX USERS
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YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE FINGERS, SO WE PUT SOME FINGERS IN YOUR FINGERS SO YOU CAN FRIGTH BACK WHILE YOU FRIGTH BACK.
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WE’VE SECRETLY REPLACED GOOGLE’S TVS WITH A CANADIAN. LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES…
January 28
I’M A BEARD! I’M A BEARD! SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK! I’M A BEARD!
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I’M A BOX OF RAPE! I’M A BOX OF RAPE! SUCK MY DIIIIIIIICK! I’M A BOX OF RAPE!
January 27
I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO W.T. SNACKS FOR STEALING INSECTS AS IT IS A CRIME.