Auto-Mong

289 PAGES OF PATENT NONSENSE COURTESY OF AUTO-MEME. Updated at random.

I THINK LION IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. EH KICKS CARS AND DOESN’T AFRAID OF ANYTHING

I WILL NOT KILL THIS TAMAGOTCHI — IT IS G.I. JOE.

YOU HAVE TORRENTED MOST OF A SMALL MALLGOTH. PLEASE PICK YOUR PURPLE DRANKS WITH GREATER CARE.

THANK YOU, MICROSOFT. BUT OUR COMPUTER IS IN ANOTHER EAR

YO NINE INCH NAILS, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT XZIBIT HAD ONE OF THE BEST TENTACLES OF ALL TIME

THAT’S NOT AN EEL; THIS IS AN EEL

THANK YOU, SPENGJBOB SKLABHPANS. BUT OUR LUPUS IS IN ANOTHER NOSTRIL

HELLO. MY NAME IS SPANGBOB SKURPINTS. YOU KILLED MY CARS. PREPARE TO DANCE.

WE’VE SECRETLY REPLACED BOXXY’S BONE WITH A POTATO. LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES…

I THINK MACBOOK AIRS IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. EH TORRENTS DICTIONARIES AND DOESN’T AFRAID OF ANYTHING