Auto-Mong

652 PAGES OF PATENT NONSENSE COURTESY OF AUTO-MEME. Updated at random.

June 2
DR. FOX NEWS, OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP MOONWALKING AND MASTICATE THE FURRIES
June 1
TO BE A MAN, YOU MUST HAVE MYSPACE PROFILES… MYSPACE PROFILES AND A PENIS.
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HOMELESS MYSPACE PROFILE: JOHN FREEMAN DOESN’T LIKE IT
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HELLO. MY NAME IS TWITTER. YOU KILLED MY APPLES. PREPARE TO NYAN.
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THIS IS TINY. I CAN TELL BY THE DRUGS, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS IN MY DAY.
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YO CHUCK TESTA, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT ZOIDBERG HAD ONE OF THE BEST MACFAGS OF ALL TIME
May 31
YO STAR WARS, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BATTLETOADS HAD ONE OF THE BEST BALLOONS OF ALL TIME
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TO BE A GOVERNMENT, YOU MUST HAVE CHEAT CODE… CHEAT CODE AND A BABBY.
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, G.I. JOE STEALS YOU!
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PROTIP: TO DEFEAT THE DRAGON, SING AT IT UNTIL IT DIES.