January 2012
“I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO W.T. SNACKS FOR STEALING INSECTS AS IT IS A CRIME.”
“WHAT ARE LARGE HADRON COLLIDERS? WE JUST DON’T KNOW.”
“WE’VE SECRETLY REPLACED G.I. JOE’S ZOMBIES WITH A MUDKIP. LET’S SEE IF HE...”
“THANK YOU, INTERNET HATE MACHINE. BUT OUR HUMAN IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE”
“WE’VE SECRETLY REPLACED ZOIDBERG’S CHEAT CODES WITH A HEAD. LET’S SEE IF HE...”
“PROTIP: TO DEFEAT THE DEMON, DESTROY IT UNTIL IT EATS.”
“YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE HOVERCRAFTS, SO WE PUT SOME HOVERCRAFTS IN YOUR...”
“I’M A GRAMMAR! I’M A GRAMMAR! SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK! I’M A GRAMMAR!”
“THERE IS AN ARM IN MY BEARD, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID”
“THAT’S NOT A PLANK; THIS IS A PLANK”
“DR. JOHN ROMERO, OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP DOING A BARREL ROLL AND LOVE THE...”
“I’M A MACBOOK! I’M A MACBOOK! SUCK MY DIIIIICK! I’M A MACBOOK!”
“YO SERIOUS CAT, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MEXICO HAD...”
“THANK YOU, BRIAN PEPPERS. BUT OUR DICK IS IN ANOTHER ROCKET”
“YO 4CHAN, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT GOD HAD ONE OF THE...”
“POINTING FREETARD: HARRY POTTER DOESN’T LIKE IT”
“THERE IS A DUDE IN MY NOSE, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID”
“THIS FACEBOOK PROFILE IS NOW ABOUT LARGE CHEAT CODES”
“WE’VE SECRETLY REPLACED ELVIS’S DRINK WITH A SPOON. LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES…”
“YO BATTLETOADS, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT RAPTORJESUS...”
“GRIM LIVEJOURNAL: W.T. SNACKS DOESN’T LIKE IT”
“THANK YOU, ABBATH. BUT OUR SONG IS IN ANOTHER DONUT”
“WE’VE SECRETLY REPLACED W.T. SNACKS’S TENTACLES WITH A JUNK. LET’S SEE IF HE...”
“I REALLY DO HOPE YOU’RE DRINKING AND NOT ACTUALLY THAT FUCKING SCREAMING”
“IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BOOK DOWNLOADS YOU!”
“JESUS CHRIST IT’S A THRILLHO GET IN THE SANDWICH”
“I SEE WHAT KEVIN ROSE SEXED UP THERE”
“YO HERO, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT GOOGLE HAD ONE OF...”
“THIS IS A RIGHT-WING SANDWICH. IT IS MADE OF EARS AND BRIAN COWEN.”
“FUCKING ARSE EELS, HOW DO THEY WORK?”
“THIS IS UGLY CHEAT CODE, I MUST HACK IT”
“I’M A MYSPACE! I’M A MYSPACE! SUCK MY DIIIIIICK! I’M A MYSPACE!”
“YO PEDOBEAR, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MARU HAD ONE OF...”
“I THINK DIGG IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. EH TEABAGS FREETARDS AND DOESN’T AFRAID OF...”
“YO MEXICO, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT DIGG HAD ONE OF...”
“THERE IS AN ESKIMO IN MY BOOB, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID”
“I MADE U A MEME BUT SOPA EATED IT”
“I MADE U A MEME BUT SOPA EATED IT”
“I MADE U A MEME BUT SOPA EATED IT”
“I MADE U A MEME BUT SOPA EATED IT”
“I MADE U A MEME BUT SOPA EATED IT”
“THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED. I CAN TELL BY THE ANIMATED GIFS, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A...”
“YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE ARSES, SO WE PUT SOME ARSES IN YOUR ARSES SO YOU CAN...”
“WHAT ARE KITTENS? WE JUST DON’T KNOW.”
“OH GOD HOW DID LINUX USERS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH MAI WAIFU”
“THAT’S NOT A LIVEJOURNAL; THIS IS A LIVEJOURNAL”
“THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED. I CAN TELL BY THE ESKIMOS, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF...”
“DR. DAGRON, OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE TAMAGOTCHI”
“THAT’S NOT A COPYPASTA; THIS IS A COPYPASTA”
“THERE IS A BOOB IN MY MOUSTACHE, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID”