Auto-Mong

284 PAGES OF PATENT NONSENSE COURTESY OF AUTO-MEME. Updated at random.

THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED. I CAN TELL BY THE NOSTRILS, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF CANADIANS IN MY DAY.

THAT’S NOT A WINDMILL; THIS IS A WINDMILL

I THINK IPHONE IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. EH DRINKS IRISHMEN AND DOESN’T AFRAID OF ANYTHING

THIS IS AN ILLEGAL LION. IT IS MADE OF PLANETS AND GRANDSPASGUITARS.

I THINK MORON IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. EH ACCIDENTALLY ESKIMOS AND DOESN’T AFRAID OF ANYTHING

DR. STAR WARS, OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP DOWNLOADING MP3S AND BURN THE TECHCRUNCH RUMOURS

I LIKE MY VIDEOGAMES LIKE I LIKE MY HEADS: COVERED IN COWS

I THINK ANTS IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. EH BOOTS UP DONUTS AND DOESN’T AFRAID OF ANYTHING

THIS IS CRUNK. I CAN TELL BY THE MEGAHURTZ, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF STALKERS IN MY DAY.

YO SPORGBAB SVENPANS, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT KEVIN ROSE HAD ONE OF THE BEST ROBOTS OF ALL TIME